6月20日
Manchester roster part 2
MIDDLEMEN
7. Cristiano Roonaldo
The older of the Roonaldo brothers currently at Manchester, he is one of one best kickers. Pop says he likes stepovers a lot, which I think is where he steps over the opponent's leg and goes over, trying to win a 12-yard kick-ball punishment.
11. Ryan Giggs
When he was younger, people talked about him in the same way they talk about the Roonaldo brothers. Now they talk about how he used to be as good as the Roonaldo brothers.
16. Roy Keano
My favorite player, but I can't understand why he hasn't played for England. He is fierce in ball-getting situations and is the offensive captain of the side. One bad point though is the time Pop tells me he tried to hurt Manchester team-mate Alf Haaland in the middle of a game.
17. Liam Miller
Added on a no-dollar relocation fee from the Glasgow-Ireland Greens. I know nothing else about him. I'm not sure he ever played for Manchester or is still there.
18. Paul Scholes
The best red-haired player ever to play for Manchester in their 13-year history. Scholes is one of the best score-kicking middlemen in the EPL, as his tally of nine scores last series proves.
25. Quinton Fortune
A player from Southern Africa who plays when better players are on the Injured Reserve.
31. Darren Fletcher
The new Roy Keano, and he's not been picked for England either. Sir Ferguson always talks about how good the young players are at Nike Trafford Ballpark, by saying "We've got a great set of youngsters here at Manchester. Wayne and Cristiano are going to be two of the best players in the world soon. And Darren Fletcher is young as well."
OFFENSERS
8. Wayne Roonaldo
The younger of the Roonaldo brothers, he is a genius. I hope he is going to help Manchester get over their no-scoring streaks this year. Pop tells me Roonaldo scores a lot with the grandmas.
9. Lewis Saha
Manchester traded Saha for over $20million from the Fulham Fayeds and he repaid them with two scores last series. Saha is even quicker than Silvester, clocking 4.45 for the 40-yard sprint in summer camp workouts.
10. Ruud Nistelrooy
Rude Nistelrooy, whose nickname is The Van for some reason (due to his poor turning circle, I think), has committed to Manchester for another series, despite interest from Portuguse club Realmadrid. He is our top offenser, as his six EPL scores last series clearly shows. That's awesome, man.
12. David Bellion
Sir Ferguson traded him thinking he would be Manchester's version of Thierry Henry. He now looks more like Manchester's version of Brian McBride. Very fast, but I could kick more scores than him!
14. Alan Smith
A great player, as shown by him being picked to play for England. Pop says he plays with his heart on his sleeve, which seems a bit dangerous to me.
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